Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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