yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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