i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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