I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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