But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
