one two three fourrrrnication!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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