oh god the rape fog is back!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
