i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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