You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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