Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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