Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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