Already got asked if we're dating
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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