Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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