she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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