Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think pants incapable of making pants work
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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