i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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