Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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