So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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