windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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