How'd it feel making her break her religion?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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