Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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