Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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