ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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