lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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