I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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