There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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