thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she was so not down for the gang bang
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Your cock deserves a montage
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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