i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
sex on a bike is impossible
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