I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i believe in u and ur pee
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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