I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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