The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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