are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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