You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
