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Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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