Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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