Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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