Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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