At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she looked like the before picture.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Randomize