Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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