Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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