is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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