He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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