Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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