Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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