i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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