whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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