don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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