we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You ruined the universe
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