Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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