dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize