the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
