I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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