it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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