i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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