We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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