make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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