Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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